In the words of Kelli, "Muahahaha!"

Ah, tag. Okay, let's get to it.

How to play this game of tag:

Post these rules on your blog.
Answer these 15 questions about yourself on your blog listing 3 joys, 3 fears, 3 goals, 3 current obsessions/collections, and 3 random surprising facts.
Tag 5 people at the end of your post by leaving their names.
Let them know they are tagged by leaving them a comment on their blog.

3 JOYS
1- Of course my family! This includes my prodigious husband, and my astounding children, my parents, my siblings, my aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc. Everyone! I love you all!
2- The Church. As a teenager I never could have seen myself saying that all of these rules bring me joy! But they do! :)
3- And on a lighter note, reading. I love when it's quiet and the kids are in bed and Jason is watching sports and I can curl up with him on the couch and read a good book!

3 FEARS
1- Oh spiders. How I loathe thee.
2- Dark basements. I always run up the stairs thinking someone, or something, is chasing me. Admit it! You do it too!
3- That my children will turn out like me. That's the scariest.

3 GOALS
1- Oh to be skinny again!
2- To be better at cleaning routinely. Not just when I notice a ring in the toilet. (Sick, right?)
3- To study the gospel more, aside from scripture study. I need to read more manuals and books and be better about reading the Ensign and stuff. Then maybe I won't feel as stupid in Sunday School.

3 current obsessions/collections
1- Blogging. Especially blog stalking.
2- Swimming with the kids. That's my favorite! We've been out EVERY day that it's remotely warm since Memorial Day!
3- Scrapbooking.

3 Random Surprising Facts
1- When I was little I would pretend to speak another language. I'd make up songs and just sing random, horrible melodies in gibberish. One time I got caught and my parents asked me what language I was singing in. I asked my Grandma what language my dad didn't know and she said Portuguese so I told my parents that I knew Pork-a-cheese. I continued singing in gibberish. You should be jealous you weren't as awesome as me as a kid.
2- I love animals, but I am a HORRIBLE pet owner! I hate the extra responsibility. I should never get another pet as long as I live.
3- I can't keep plants alive. If I ever buy live plants, they die. When my mom goes out of town and asks me to water her plants, they die. She always thinks I forget. I PROMISE I do it! I swear! I do it on the days she says, at the time she says, with the amount of water she says. The plants die anyway. I always manage to kill them. I am Al Gore's worst nightmare. It's a wonder my kids are still living.

5 people I am tagging....
Who do I like the least? :) Pax, Mallory, Lali, Haley, and Cymony